1. My Introvert Battery Needs To Recharge
Does anyone have a charger? No? I’ll just go home.
2. I Just Want To Drink Tea, Create Stuff & Sleep
Is that too much to ask?
3. Let’s Break Plans
Oh, you need to cancel? How…glorious *birdman hand rub*
4. Homebody Homegirl
Because all that I really need in life is to be at home.
5. Don’t Talk To Me
Just because you got me out the house doesn’t mean that I have to participate in this conversation.
6. Socially Anxious Squad
Because people are weird.
7. I Hate Everything
…including this party.
8. Antisocial Sweetheart
I promise I’m nice…I just hate people.
9. I’m Always Tired
Don’t be offended if I…*yawn*
10. Maybe Tomorrow
…haha, just kidding. NEVER.
11. Introvert Girl Gang
Let’s all hang out…individually…at home.
12. Sorry I’m Late…
I’d rather be at home.
13. Whew, That Was Close
…I almost had to socialize. Oh wait…
14. I Am A Social Vegan
15. I Need My Space
16. I Just Want To Hang Out With My Dog
And my dog is at home, so…
17. It’s Too People-y
18. Highly Sensitive
To loud noises and strong personalities.
19. I Like To Party
This is the definition of party, no?
20. Please Go Away, I’m Introverting
21. I Came, I saw
…and now I want to go home.
Help an introvert out and get them a shirt that speaks for them!