Nothing can ruin a day more than being on your adult “ish” dealing with your adult problems and having someone call you “sweetheart” or telling you that you “look so young”. Whether it be a family friend, a grocery store clerk or an annoying co-worker, we have a comeback for you.

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I keep hearing that recently...looking old must be on trend.

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Oh, it's just an illusion. I just surround myself with old looking people...

...like you

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Oh, I hear that all the time! But, I'm sure that you can't relate.

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You think so? Good genes must be hard to come by these days...

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Ah yes. The benefits of immortality.

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Why are you so surprised? You know Black don't crack...for some of us...

 

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Well I can only imagine what you looked like when you were my age!

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That's what happens when you eat right and stay out of the sun. You should try it...

 

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Thank you.

Even if you know that they said it to be condescending, a simple thank you is always the best way to respond. You may look young, but you are mature AF.

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Or you could just wear this shirt

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...or this one.

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